Crapgadget: creepy baby pillow, fake Alienware PMP, USB notice wand, and more!

The endless flood of lame gadgets actually slowed that week in what we can only assume is a lull before the post-holiday gift-card-targeting storm, but rest assured that some still made into our inbox — it always does. Good thing we’ve got Crapgadget. Enjoy the crap out of that, okay? We nearly go…